Good Weekend Gone Bad

So the super awesome weekend I had all planned out is ruined. My high school friends can't make it up to Franklin to go club hoppin with me and my college friends. I had everything ready too: we were going to walk down Franklin first and boy hunt, then we were gonna hit up Bougaloo's, then maybe Player's, and finally we were gonna walk down Franklin some more. Poo. I'm starting to think that I'll never see any of my high school friends again...its so depressing.

Coldstone Cravings

So I've been officially off Coldstone for a week now. No relapses. I'm very proud of myself, though I've been feen'in for some Chocolate Devotion like a crackhead. Every time I walk down Franklin and see Coldstone, I start scratchin and gettin the shakes, like Tyrone Biggums from the Chappelle Show. Is it possible to be addicted to ice cream, cuz I might have a serious problem.

Ruined Weekend

So this weekend I'm stuck studying for Chemistry since I sucked so bad on the Exam. I just want to strangle everybody who says, "oh, that exam was so easy!" or "I made a 90 on mine!" I have just settled with the conclusion that I'm chemistry retarded. So yeah. No wild crazy parties for me this weekend. Studying till my head explodes. :( But next weekend yall can find me up in Bougaloo's with my girls from high school. :)

More Random Embarrasment

Alright time for round two:
*You're walking full speed trying not to be late for class and you walk straight into a door, thinking it's a push door when it's actually a pull.

*You're standing at Bougaloos or Players (whichever way you roll) chatting with your friends while subtly eyeing a fine guy up. He makes his way over to you, and begins flirting...with your friend.

*This one's kinda gross (my brother does it all the time...while I'm behind him. eww) You're browsing in a store and you accidentally let out a silent but smelly fart, so you leave the scene of the crime quickly while your noxious fumes gag everyone around you.
Anybody want to own up to any of these?

Random Embarrasment

Have you ever?
*when walking and you almost trip, you quickly try to play it off and look around to see if anyone saw you.

*when approaching someone you kinda know, they wave and you wave back, only to find out they were actually waving at the person behind you. You awkwardly play it off like you're stretching.

*When sitting next to someone, the person (in my case a cute boy) randomly starts talking, and you assume he's talking to you so you talk back. He/She looks at you like you're crazy and its
only then when you realize he/she has his/her Bluetooth headset in. No way outta that one.

These are random embarrassments that have happened to me several times (the last one happened twice. Both times in a elevator. Awkward) Similar experiences?

Classes and Exams

So Chemistry is still kicking my butt. Nothing new there. I went to my first official lab and all I got was this:
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So...yeah. Definitely failing that. Anyone wanna tutor? Besides Chemistry, I think my head's about to explode from all the studying/cramming I'm doing for exams. How do professors expect us to remember all of this information, considering we have several other classes? If someone can give me study tips, it would be greatly appreciated. Now I have to get back to Chemistry and my foul mood. yay.

Kanye Get a Life

I don't know if anyone already blogged about this, (though a gazillion did on Facebook yesterday) but did anyone catch the VMAs? I knew Kanye was a douche, but now he's on a whole new level of douchery-He's like the Lord of Douches! Being all mean to poor Taylor Swift! And FYI, Beyonce is not all that and a bag of chips. (I mean, she married Jay Z. JAY Z!!! He's not even cute!) So, yeah. There's my rant for the day. Oh, and for all you guys who say that it was all just a big publicity stunt, way to ruin the fun. Bravo Buzz Killingtons. (though you're probably right)

Get out of my Head

For some reason I get the weirdest songs stuck in my head. Yesterday it was the Sesame St. theme song, and today it's Ice Cream Paint job. Ugh, I hate when this happens! I'll have the song in my head forever, and then when I start nodding my head to the beat, people think I'm crazy. Artist should stop making their songs so catchy! Stupid mind control!

You can't Spell Chemistry Without Misery

Well. Just bombed another Chem lab quiz. Fun. Why is Chemistry lab sooooo hard! Even when I study hard until my head explodes, I still bomb the quizzes. (which are EVIL!) Is anybody having as much trouble as me in this class, or am I just slow? In high school, Chemistry was easy for me-study and do your homework and you could pass. I was never one of those perfect grade crazed freaks who cried when they made a bad grade, but my parents are. It seems as if once you get into college, the classes' difficulty increase exponentially. If I'm lucky, I'll be able to get out of there with only a D, and a pair of unhappy parents. Joy.

Hip Hop Murder

With so many fans of hip hop today, I can't help but to overhear conversations on how great Lil Wayne is, or how much of a legend Jay Z has become. I'll admit that current rappers are fairly good, (with some exceptions*cough*Soulja Boy*cough*Gucci Mane. Gucci Mane's songs are OK and catchy, but the boy can't really rap. Just saying) but none of them are on the same scale as the Great Ones (aka Tupac, B.I.G., NWA, and the list goes on...) Those rappers had style, their lyrics had meaning, and you could dance yo a** off to everything they dropped. Nowadays, rappers deliver a catchy song, but they're always about the same thing. It's always about women, alcohol, partying, and having 20 inch rims. Its generic, mindless, drabble, but it's also generic, mindless, drabble that we all purchase. (or bootleg. Just saying)

Track Disaster

I didn't think I was too out of shape; I was never that person who always came in last in every race, and I was certainly not the person who no one wanted on their dodge ball or basketball team. But when I tried out for track team on a whim (it wasn't really a try out-everyone who came made the team) I realized just how bad I was. When you're being lapped by the shot putters, then you probably don't belong there in the first place. It was my first experience in not being successful in something, and it was kinda hard. (mostly embarrassing-I tripped on a hurtle twice) It wasn't a worthless experience though; it taught me two things: you can't always win at everything, and running up hills are hard.

Dance Dance Deevolution

Does anyone ever think that these dance songs are a little weird? When Soulja Boy Tellem released his Soulja Boy dance song, everyone and I mean everyone was doing this hip hop line dance, even though when you think about it, it was kinda stupid (When you see people doing this dance at baseball games, then you know you've got a problem). Since then, there has been an increasing epidemic of hip hop dance songs. Walk it out, Bird Walk, Pop Lock and Drop it,(Don't act like you don't know these songs-I bet at least one of these songs is on your ipod right now!) and my personal fav, the Stanky Leg (that sounds pleasant, doesn't it?) have all hit the masses with a gigantic force. Is this a good thing? If you don't mind looking like a river dancer hyped up on crack, then go ahead-dance man, dance!

Chicken Water

I recently went with my roommate to Cluck-U Chicken on Franklin Street. I was very disappointed with the taste of the chicken, not to mention the emptiness of my wallet thereafter. The chicken was so flavorless that I started to question whether or not it was actually chicken. WTF? Franklin Street needs to get better chicken joints that actually appeal to students and visitors. (and this is not just the mad rantings of a black woman obsessed with chicken)